Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
Reblog if you follow back.
Reblog, & watch your followers grow.
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homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN